posted by chicago pop
OK, OK, so you already have health insurance. But how safe is your home? "The need for security hits home now more than ever," Family Security Door & Window Inc. informs us in an ad that appears in Chicago's Hyde Park Herald. "This prestigious security door will keep your home safe while honoring our 44th President!"
The door features a likeness of the president above the word OBAMA and then, in bigger letters, HO and PE. "Call to Order Your President Obama Security Door Today!"
For our part, we're just going to put up a "Beware of Death Panel" sign. That ought to be enough to scare off any intruder.
Get yours now.